Difficult To Keep Ills Secret
S. Q. Lapius was
considering the book reviews. “Seven,” he said emphatically.
“Seven what?” I
asked, wondering whether Lapius was entertaining numerology.
“Seven books out on the
Nixon affair, Harry. Can you imagine how this has gripped the
public?”
“Well, it is the first
time a president was ever caught lying to the people.”
“Not really,” Lapius
said laconically. “It is the first time it was ever chronicled word for
word. That was what was so unique.”
“Nixon not only taped
his lies, but revealed them to the people as if he were not aware of the
inconsistencies in his statements.”
“Bizarre to say the
least,” I admitted.
“And that is the least
you can say,” Lapius quipped. “Actually, the public is apparently willing
to accept indirection and pap put out by politicians to mislead.
“For instance, the
denials of a contender that is running for the presidency, despite the obvious
fact that he has engaged a campaign director and is running so hard he is out
of breath. It has even spread to patients that doctors see.”
“Yes, I was reading
about that. In California, someone had the bright idea that doctors could
check up on their patients by having the pharmacy computerize their sales so
the doctor could find out whether the patient was really filling the
prescriptions.”
“A fact,” said
Lapius. But on the other hand, we are not yet a police state, and it must
be left to the individual patient to decide whether he wants to abide by the
suggestions of his doctor. A prescription is advice, not an order.”
“Do you find that your
patients mislead you?” I asked.
“Not often,” Lapius
replied, “but curiously enough there are a few who do, who behave like children
violating the commands of a parent.”
“For instance, the one
patient with a severe stomach ulcer who not only kept drinking, but who denied
to me that he was drinking. After all, had he admitted it, all I could do
would be to try to persuade him that, in his condition, alcohol might be
lethal. But he acted as if I had the power to punish him if I found out
he was disobeying.”
“Of course there are
children who deny any pain as soon as they step into a doctor’s office.”
“And even some adults,”
Lapius added. “One fellow complained of headaches when, in reality he had
a urinary infection. I guess there is some hope that, by denying the
symptom, it will go away.”
“Then why go to the
doctor in the first place?”
“In the hope that he
will find the real cause of distress, Harry. It sounds illogical, but
that sometimes happens.
“Why did Nixon, after
all, release the condemning tapes with a speech to the people that once they
read them they would understand that he had been telling the truth all along?
“Things are getting more and more curious, aren’t they?”
“Probably not,” said
Lapius. It just may be that it is harder now than ever before to keep
curious things secret.”